Holy Sh*t! Terrifying Giant Python Swallows Drunk Man Whole In India

Next time you’re in India, be careful where you nap during your drunken stupors.

A drunk man in India was taking a nap outside a liquor store in the Attapadi region, in the state of Kerala, when a pythonrolled by and realized it was lunch time. The python, in its signature fashion, ate the man whole.

I’m sure you’ve woken up in some crazy places after a long night of boozing, but if this guy lived, he’d have the best drunken wake-up story of all time.

H/T: Lords Of The Drinks, Top Photo Courtesy of Crave Online

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This Unforgettable Proposal Video Shows What To Do If Your Girlfriend Finds Out You’re Going To Propose

The only rule about a wedding proposal is that the partner proposing must make sure that his or her significant other has not already found out beforehand.

Unfortunately, Jordan Halland’s girlfriend Summer had been informed earlier that day that he was planning to propose to her that evening. Instead of sticking to his original game plan, Jordan decided to cook up something new on the spot.

The following video of his plan-B shows a series of fake-outs secretly taped by Jordan’s friends. Over the course of the evening, he recreates their first date, with a few charming twists.

Although she knew it was coming, Summer was nonetheless emotional when he finally asked the big question.

H/T: DailyDot, Top Photo Courtesy of YouTube

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Leaving so soon

Hi Carmella Cruz I know you are leaving manila for Toronto, Canada again. Have a safe trip back home! Thanks for the times we spent the last two weeks. Movies.. Catching fire, Tagaytay skyranch, jollibee and late night sEx (Sinangag express), Lola idangs and a lot more. Let's do it again sooooo

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Evelyn Lozada Is Pregnant! Basketball Wives Star Shows Off Baby Bump on the Beach

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Evelyn Lozada has moved on in a big way following her divorce from ex-hubbyChad Johnson last year.

The 37-year-old Basketball Wives star is pregnant!

While vacationing in Maui this week, her 20-year-old daughter, Shaniece Hairston,posted a photo Friday of herself and Lozada walking along the beach while she palmed her mother's stomach.

The reality star was beaming in the shot, showing off her baby bump in a striped black and white maxi dress.  

"You deserve everything that GOD sends your way. I am so excited to meet my new sibling! #youjustkeepwinning #babyswag #JOY @evelynlozada," Hairston wrote, alongside the pic.

TMZ first broke the story, reporting that the baby's father is not her former footballer husband, but a mystery man she's been dating for almost a year now.

"Evelyn is extremely happy at this time and excited for new beginnings!," her rep told E! News Friday.

Lozada ended her two-month marriage to Johnson in September 2012 after he allegedly got physical with her that August.

-Additional reporting by Lindsay Good

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Report: Fast & Furious Star Paul Walker Dies in Car Crash

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Paul Walker has reportedly died at the age of 40.

The Fast & Furious star reportedly passed away in a car crash Saturday afternoon in Valencia, Calif., according to TMZ.

A rep for the Los Angeles County Sheriff's department told E! News that when deputies arrived at the scene they found a vehicle engulfed in flames.

It is with a truly heavy heart that we must confirm that Paul Walker passed away today in a tragic car accident while attending a charity event for his organization Reach Out Worldwide. He was a passenger in a friend's car, in which both lost their lives. We appreciate your patience as we too are stunned and saddened beyond belief by this news. Thank you for keeping his family and friends in your prayers during this very difficult time. We will do our best to keep you apprised on where to send condolences.

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The Los Angeles County Fire Department responded, extinguished the fire and found two victims inside of the vehicle. Both were pronounced dead.

The department would not reveal the identities of the victims.

Best known for his role as Brian O'Conner in the Fast & Furious film series, the actor was also dad to daughter Meadow Walker.

Story developing…

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Chris Brown Is Willing To Give Up His Phone And Internet While In Rehab, But Not His Weed

We’ve been chronicling the misadventures of Chris Brown for a while now, but this might be the funniest aspect of his rehab saga. The R&B superstar apparently wanted to bring his weed with him to the facility he was ordered to spend 90 days in. The rehab denied his request.

TMZ reports that Brown gave up his phone and Internet, but apparently was unwilling to part with his pot. Brown told the rehab staff that he was prescribed marijuana for depression, but they weren’t having it. Brown apparently claimed that pot makes him calm, although all of his violent actions have occurred while he’s had ready access to it.

Brown was sentenced to 90 days in rehab after he left an anger management program just two weeks into his mandated 90 days. He reportedly threw a temper tantrum that included throwing a rock through his mother’s car window, which led to the early departure. But after that, a judge sentenced him to complete a 90-day stay in rehabilitation while he waits for a probation hearing and the fallout from his assault case in DC.

Brown is the adult personification of a spoiled, whiny brat. He can’t control his temper, his impulses rule his actions and he thinks the world owes him something. Focus on getting your career back and stop hitting people, Chris. Until then, have fun without burning down that sweet, sweet cheeba.

H/T: TMZ, Top Photo Credit: Getty Images

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Told You Mom! The 9 Smartest People Who Smoke Weed

We all remember that fateful day when Steve Jobs admitted to taking acid. Moreover, he didn’t just admit to it, he advocated for it; preaching to students and alum that all people who want to open their minds and free themselves creatively should have at least one good trip. Drug addicts and stoners alike rejoiced, because they know that anyone taking acid most definitely smokes weed. It really was one small step for acid, one giant step for pot.

Once the tech entrepreneur admitted to taking drugs, it seemed okay for everyone else to admit to it. I mean, if this man was singlehandedly changing the world while high, why can’t we admit to smoking the reefer? Thus, the acceptance of marijuana was born — as long as you were smart enough to back it up.

There’s a common misconception that weed makes kids dopey and lazy. However, anyone who smokes knows that weed makes you smarter. Of course there are those cases of the burn outs, but the motivated ones are able to use bud as an enhancer. So anytime your parents are complaining about how weed is going to ruin your future, remind them that the mostbrilliant minds of our time wouldn’t have achieved anything without the help of the herb.

Barack Obama

His nickname back in the day was Barack O-ganja….

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 James Franco

He’s an author, a professor and just everything that’s right about smoking weed.

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Steve Jobs

It takes a high man to develop the logo of an apple for his entire empire.

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Jay Z

You can’t write lyrics like a God without the power of the herb. He also must have been smoking something when he named his baby Blue Ivy.

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 Natalie Portman

Our favorite actress admitted to smoking weed while in college… at just a little school by the name of Harvard.

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Morgan Freeman

He openly admits that weed should be decriminalized, and he’s the only actor esteemed enough to play God. That’s gotta count for something.

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 Arnold Schwarzenegger

If you’ve ever seen his documentary “Pumping Iron,” you got an up close and personal look at terminator chillin’ on a fattie and loving life.

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Seth Macfarlane

You can’t make a show for stoners and about stoners, without being a stoner.

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Sean Parker

He just donated $100,000 to marijuana legalization in California, and I don’t think it was for business purposes.

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