Dear Impostor, WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ZOOEY DESCHANEL?!

Dear Impostor, WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ZOOEY DESCHANEL?!

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These are the bangs we know and love.

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THIS, well, frankly THIS is just freaking us out a little bit.

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See… the bangs just make everything better.

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GIVE US THE BANGS!!!

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Please…..

In conclusion, Zooey should definitely trademark those bangs ASAP.

Or actually just her hair in general because blonde Zooey is just as terrifying as “bangless” Zooey.